Silver Screen: The Score Card, July 3, 2013 Edition

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Silver Screen: 21 Jump Street ***
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Silver Screen: Jack Reacher ***
Silver Screen: Jackass 3D **1/2
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Silver Screen: Just Go with It *
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Silver Screen: Larry Crowne *1/2
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Silver Screen: Let Me In ***
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Silver Screen: Men in Black III *1/2
Silver Screen: Midnight in Paris ****
Silver Screen: Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol ****
Silver Screen: Moneyball ***1/2
Silver Screen: Moonrise Kingdom ****1/2
Silver Screen: Movie Forty-three zero stars
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Silver Screen: New Year’s Eve *
Silver Screen: No Strings Attached ***
Silver Screen: Now You See Me 1/2*
Silver Screen: Oblivion ***1/2
Silver Screen: Olympus Has Fallen zero stars
Silver Screen: One Day **
Silver Screen: Our Idiot Brother ***
Silver Screen: Oz the Great and Powerful **
Silver Screen: Pain and Gain ***
Silver Screen: Paranormal Activity II ***1/2
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Silver Screen: Paranormal Activity IV *
Silver Screen: ParaNorman ***1/2
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Silver Screen: Paul ***1/2
Silver Screen: Piranha 3D ***1/2
Silver Screen: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides *1/2
Silver Screen: Playing for Keeps 1/2*
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Silver Screen: Priest 1/2*
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Silver Screen: Prometheus ***1/2
Silver Screen: Real Steel *
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Silver Screen: Red Dawn *
Silver Screen: Red Tails **
Silver Screen: Resident Evil: Retribution *
Silver Screen: Rise of the Planet of the Apes ****
Silver Screen: Safe ***
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Silver Screen: Salt ***
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Silver Screen: Scott Pilgrim versus the World ***1/2
Silver Screen: Scream IV *
Silver Screen: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World **1/2
Silver Screen: Seven Psychopaths ***1/2
Silver Screen: Sex and the City II 1/2*
Silver Screen: Shaft and Coffy: Novotny Lawrence Discusses the Blaxploitation Movement
Silver Screen: Shark Night 3D 1/2* -- Apollo 18 **
Silver Screen: Side Effects ****1/2
Silver Screen: Silent House **1/2
Silver Screen: Silver Linings Playbook ***1/2
Silver Screen: Sinister ***1/2
Silver Screen: Skyfall ****
Silver Screen: Skyline *
Silver Screen: Snitch ***
Silver Screen: Snow White and the Huntsman **1/2
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Silver Screen: Something Borrowed *
Silver Screen: Source Code ****1/2
Silver Screen: Splice ****
Silver Screen: Star Trek into Darkness ****
Silver Screen: Straw Dogs *1/2
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Silver Screen: Super Eight ****
Silver Screen: Taken II **
Silver Screen: Ted ***1/2
Silver Screen: That's My Boy *
Silver Screen: The A-Team **1/2
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Silver Screen: The Adjustment Bureau *1/2
Silver Screen: The Amazing Spider-Man **1/2
Silver Screen: The American ****
Silver Screen: The Artist ****
Silver Screen: The Audubon Trilogy: Fugitive Narratives and the Drama of the Natural World
Silver Screen: The Avengers ****
Silver Screen: The Big Muddy Film Festival
Silver Screen: The Big Wedding *
Silver Screen: The Big Year *1/2
Silver Screen: The Bourne Legacy ***
Silver Screen: The Boys and Girls Club Night at the Oscars
Silver Screen: The Call **1/2
Silver Screen: The Campaign ***
Silver Screen: The Company You Keep *1/2
Silver Screen: The Dark Knight Rises ***
Silver Screen: The Debt ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Descendants ****1/2
Silver Screen: The Dictator ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Dilemma *1/2
Silver Screen: The Expendables **1/2
Silver Screen: The Expendables II *1/2
Silver Screen: The Fighter ****
Silver Screen: The Five-Year Engagement ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo *
Silver Screen: The Great Gatsby ****
Silver Screen: The Green Hornet **1/2
Silver Screen: The Guilt Trip ***
Silver Screen: The Hangover Part II **1/2
Silver Screen: The Hangover Part III *1/2
Silver Screen: The Host 1/2*
Silver Screen: The Hunger Games ***
Silver Screen: The Ides of March ****
Silver Screen: The Internship **1/2
Silver Screen: The Karate Kid ***
Silver Screen: The Karate Kid ***
Silver Screen: The King's Speech ****
Silver Screen: The Last Airbender *
Silver Screen: The Last Exorcism ***
Silver Screen: The Last Stand ***
Silver Screen: The Lincoln Lawyer ***
Silver Screen: The Lucky One *1/2
Silver Screen: The Man with the Iron Fists **1/2
Silver Screen: The Master ****1/2
Silver Screen: The Mechanic **1/2
Silver Screen: The Next Three Days ***
Silver Screen: The Other Guys ***
Silver Screen: The Perks of Being a Wallflower ****
Silver Screen: The Place Beyond the Pines ****1/2
Silver Screen: The Possession *
Silver Screen: The Purge *
Silver Screen: The Raven *
Silver Screen: The Rite *
Silver Screen: The Roommate *1/2
Silver Screen: The Rum Diary ***
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Silver Screen: The Sitter ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Social Network ****1/2
Silver Screen: The Sorcerer's Apprentice **
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Silver Screen: The Three Stooges ***
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Silver Screen: The Town ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Tree of Life *****
Silver Screen: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse *1/2
Silver Screen: The Vow **
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Silver Screen: The Words 1/2*
Silver Screen: Thirty Minutes or Less ***1/2
Silver Screen: This Is Forty ****
Silver Screen: This Is The End ***1/2
Silver Screen: Thor ***
Silver Screen: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy ***1/2
Silver Screen: To Rome with Love ***1/2
Silver Screen: Total Recall **1/2
Silver Screen: Tower Heist ***
Silver Screen: Toy Story III ****
Silver Screen: Transformers: Dark of the Moon *1/2
Silver Screen: True Grit ****1/2
Silver Screen: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II *
Silver Screen: Unknown ***
Silver Screen: Unstoppable **
Silver Screen: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps ****
Silver Screen: Wanderlust ***1/2
Silver Screen: War Horse **
Silver Screen: Water for Elephants ***
Silver Screen: We Bought a Zoo ****
Silver Screen: White House Down ***
Silver Screen: World War Z **
Silver Screen: Wrath of the Titans 1/2*
Silver Screen: Wreck-it Ralph ***1/2
Silver Screen: X-Men: First Class ***
Silver Screen: Your Highness ***1/2
Silver Screen: Zero Dark Thirty ****1/2
Silver Screen: Zookeeper *


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Bryan Miller

> opening this week in Carbondale (Friday unless otherwise noted).

< leaving Carbondale this Friday.

For more film reviews and capsules, see the Nightlife section of <http://www.CarbondaleRocks.com>.

by Bryan Miller unless otherwise credited.

< Before Midnight (R, ****1/2): The best movie of the summer is a sequel, but there are no superheroes or Avengers involved. Writer/director Richard Linklater collaborates with his two talented leads (Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy) for the third installment in his introspective series about the realities of romantic love. In the first movie they met cute during a European vacation, then reunited nearly a decade later after he wrote a book about their liaison. Now another eight years down the road, Jesse and Celine are living together with twin daughters, but a long fight one fateful night in a hotel room in Greece calls into question the foundation of their union. The individual lines of dialogue have never been better, and the conversation is just as heady and compelling as ever. The movies’ sensibilities are growing and maturing along with Linklater and his performers, and each new chapter adds layers of richness to the preceding installments while posing new questions, perhaps the most salient of which is: When can we see another one?

< Iron Man III (PG-13, **1/2): Writer/director Shane Black (Lethal Weapon, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang) takes over the Iron Man franchise, which seems particularly lackluster post-Avengers. A bevy of subplots and superfluous supporting players isn’t enough to distract from a stupefyingly simple plot and one-note characters motivated by nothing more than plot necessity. An evil terrorist leader called the Mandarin (Ben Kingsley), who is from a country that is not China, is somehow in cahoots with an evil scientist (Guy Pearce) driven to villainy after being snubbed once a party. Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) must contend with this, plus distractions galore from his girlfriend (Gwyneth Paltrow) and generic best friend (Don Cheadle) in between quips and lackluster action sequences-- although admittedly the final setpiece, featuring an armada of Iron Man suits, is pretty damn cool. Downey’s charisma has been reduced to a cheap special effect in this bland blockbuster. In 2D only.
Man of Steel (PG-13, *): Christopher Nolan produces and Zack Snyder directs this god-awful update of the Superman story, stripping it of brightness and levity and making having superpowers seem like a total drag. Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) is actually Kal-El, the last son of Krypton, raised by his adopted parents (Diane Lane and Kevin Costner) after his planet was destroyed. The few remaining Kryptonians, led by General Zod (Michael Shannon), come to Earth looking to turn it into New Krypton, and only Kal can stop them. It’s a straightforward story mangled into nonsensicality by a lot of unnecessary diversions and embellishments. The awkwardly structured script keeps the story from ever settling into a rhythm, so the final product turns out to be a relentlessly nonsensical, decontextualized group of action sequences. The performers, including Amy Adams as Lois Lane, do their best, but there’s nothing they can do to redeem this occasionally pretty but consistently moronic, self-serious material. In 2D and 3D.

Now You See Me (PG-13, 1/2*): One of the most flagrantly stupid movies in years. Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Isla Fisher, and Dave Franco costar as magicians who are brought together by a fifth mystery man who helps them plot elaborate tricks in which they rob banks and give the money to their audiences. Mark Ruffalo is the FBI agent tasked with tracking them down, with some aid from professional magician-debunker Morgan Freeman. The plot is a convoluted, hilariously implausible mess leading up to a big reveal that plays more like a punchline. God-awful director Louis Leterrier can’t recreate the literally impossible magic tricks with practical effects, but must use digital wizardry, which isn’t magical in the slightest. An insult not just to the audience’s intelligence, but to intelligence itself.

The Purge (R, *): Writer/director James DeMonaco squanders a potentially interesting premise in this mixed-up home-invasion thriller masquerading as B-movie social critique. In the America of 2022, crime and unemployment have been solved with the annual purge, when all crime is legal for a period of twelve hours. The specifics of how this works are never discussed, but the big concept is ultimately just used as an excuse to set up a basic and not-too-thrilling thriller about a man (Ethan Hawke) trying to protect his family from invading hordes. The film feigns interest in moral complexity a few times without ever having the intelligence or attention span required to follow up on its promises, instead delivering an unimpressive carnival of carnage that gets the audience hooting for all the wrong reasons.

This Is the End (R, ***1/2): Seth Rogen’s directorial debut, with partner Evan Goldberg, is both a standard Seth Rogen movie and a parody of Seth Rogen movies. Rogen and his frequent onscreen pals (Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Craig Robinson, Danny McBride, Michael Cera) all play cartoonish versions of themselves as they hole up at James Franco’s house trying to ride out the Biblical apocalypse. The big armageddon jokes are impressive in scale, but most of the comedy still comes from the bickering and bantering among a gang we’ve become so familiar with at this point it feels like we’re a part of it. That’s what makes the movie work so well, but also why this hopefully really is the end for this cycle of filmmaking. This is either going to be the capstone to a fun cycle of comedies with a rotating troupe or the jump-the-shark moment we’ll recognize only in hindsight, when we really are lining up to buy tickets to Pineapple Express II.

White House Down (PG-13, ***): This is a tough one to grade, as it's a zero-star movie that's so delightfully stupid it works brilliantly as an action-comedy sendup. The line between spoof-er and spoof-ee is entirely blurred, as though Top Gun and Hot Shots were rolled into one movie. Here a low-level lawman (Channing Tatum) is on a tour of the White House with his impossibly precocious daughter (Joey King) when a coalition of white supremacists and anti-government mercenaries attack. Our hero must team up with the president himself, played by Jamie Foxx, a hilariously idealized version of Obama who's not only willing to forsake a second term for his liberal principals, he'll fire a rocket launcher out of the window of a moving limousine if necessary. An array of ace supporting players including Richard Jenkins, Jason Clarke, Maggie Gyllenhaal, James Woods, and Lance Reddick help make this one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies of the year. Director Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, Godzilla, 2012) couldn't have made such a great wink-and-nudge pseudo-comedy if he tried, but that's the beauty of this perfectly stupid piece of non-art, which is such a sterling example of brainless summer moviemaking that it becomes a referendum on the whole callous, pandering enterprise.

World War Z (PG-13, **): A perfect example of a dumb summer blockbuster trying to fake its way through on budget alone. Brad Pitt does his best to hold together this disorganized, meandering thriller about the outbreak of the zombie apocalypse, but with multiple directors- Marc Forster is ultimately credited- and a cadre of screenwriters, the story goes in four directions at once without ever really getting anywhere. Pitt traipses from episode to episode with no real connectivity between them, en route to a climactic solution that doesn't make sense even by the film's own shoddy, internal logic. The only thing to marvel at is the occasional broad shot of whole city blocks teeming with zombie chaos, but the big disaster sequences turn dull whenever the camera dips down to street level and we see that this horrifying horde is really just a cluster of generic, digitally rendered videogame villains. In 2D and 3D.

Also in or Coming to Local Theaters

Despicable Me II (PG): Sequel to the mediocre computer-animated kiddie comedy about a villain (voiced by Steve Carell) who goes soft when he inadvertently adopts some kids. Here he’s back, helping the Anti-Villain League fight a fellow foe. Featuring the voices of Kristen Wiig, Russell Brand, and Steve Coogan. In 2D and 3D.

< Epic (PG): In this computer-animated cartoon adventure, a teenager gets miniaturized and embroiled in a conflict between warring sects of tiny forest creatures. Featuring the now-mandatory rundown of celebrity voice talent, in this case Colin Farrell, Josh Hutcherson, and Aziz Ansari. In 2D only.

The Heat (R): SIU alumna Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock costar as mismatched police partners tasked with bringing down a drug ring in this action-tinged comedy from Bridesmaids director Paul Feig. Also featuring Southern Illinois’s exceptional homegrown talent Ben Falcone.

The Lone Ranger (PG-13): The Social Network’s Armie Hammer puts on the cowboy hat and eye mask as the hero left for dead and returned to dispatch justice with his six-shooter and his trusty pal Tonto, here given an increased presence and weirdness courtesy of Johnny Depp.

Monsters University (G): Pixar goes back to the well for another sequel, this one a prelude to an earlier hit that shows how monsters Mike (Billy Crystal) and Sully (John Goodman) met at college. Featuring the usual lineup of celebrity guest voices, including Charlie Day, Steve Buscemi, Helen Mirren, Dave Foley, and Aubrey Plaza. In 2D and 3D.

> Pacific Rim (PG-13): Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth) helms this big-budget blowout about an alien invasion and the humans in robot suits who need to fight them off. The cast includes Charlie Hunnam, The Wire's great Idris Elba, Ron Perlman, and Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.