Silver Screen: The Score Card, May 2, 2013 Edition
> opening this week in Carbondale (Friday unless otherwise noted).
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by Bryan Miller unless otherwise credited.
< The Call (R, **1/2): This throwaway thriller is both overheated and undercooked, but its suspenseful real-time kidnapping sequence generates enough suspense to make it fun. Halle Berry stars as a 9-1-1 operator whose mistake leads a young girl to be abducted by a killer. Months later, she gets a call from a kidnapped girl (Abigail Breslin) who Berry suspects was taken by the same mystery man. The girl attempts an escape while Berry talks her through the process. When Michael Imperioli (The Sopranos) shows up as a do-gooding limo driver, the stakes are raised and the chase takes a sharp turn. Silly as it is, The Call makes the most of its premise and ratchets up the tension in its middle stretch, which makes it all the more unfortunate when it lapses back into utter preposterousness in the last act and becomes an expensive episode of CSI.
The Company You Keep (R, *1/2): Robert Redford directs and stars in this rambling, pedantic movie that rehashes tired arguments about the efficacy of the radical leftist movement in the 1960s. When an upstate New York attorney (Redford) is outed as a former member of the Weather Underground by an obnoxious, plucky journalist (Shia LaBeouf), he goes on a cross-country road trip to find the one person who can verify his innocence. Along the way he meets a bevy of one-dimensional characters who never have enough screen time to develop beyond their bumper-sticker platitudes, and the fact that they’re played by such notable actors-- Nick Nolte, Richard Jenkins, Brendan Gleeson, Sam Elliot, Chris Cooper, Susan Sarandon, Anna Kendrick, Terrence Howard, Stanley Tucci, Julie Christie-- only highlights how little meat is left on these particular bones. Only slightly less pedantic than Redford’s awful antiwar movie Lions for Lambs, but twice as dull.
< Evil Dead (R , ***): There’s no real justification for this shiny, relatively expensive remake of Sam Raimi’s truly indie original, one of the last drive-in classics. That said, writer/director Fede Alvarez does a solid job of crafting this superfluous update, which is more a straightforward horror take on the material. A group of twentysomethings venture to a remote cabin in the woods to help their junkie friend Mia (Jane Levy) kick the habit, but when one of them reads a passage from a spooky old book they find in the basement, a demon is unleashed that turns them against one another and sets off a massacre. It lacks the essential glee and wit of the original, but Alvarez’s slightly different take is still a passable splatterfest, more carefully crafted and smartly paced than the average offering in the genre. It’ll never inspire cultish devotion, but it’s a good time for moviegoers who actually got all the jokes in the superior Cabin in the Woods.
Forty-two (PG-13, ***1/2): The life of baseball legend Jackie Robinson is such an inspirational tale that any movie about him is bound to be affecting, but writer/director Brian Helgeland’s appropriately reverent biopic is such a straightforward hagiography that it fails to capture the nuances of the man and the troubled era in which he lived. Chadwick Boseman, with emotive eyes and a credibly athletic build, is excellent as the man who broke baseball’s color barrier. Less inspiring is the jowl-centric, hammy performance by Harrison Ford as Branch Ricky, the Brooklyn Dodgers’ owner who hired Robinson and who receives far too much screentime. The film doesn’t entirely avoid the tough issues, but it mostly provides the kind of historical gloss you’d expect out of a museum filmstrip. It’s better for Forty-two to exist than to not, but such a remarkable life deserves a more remarkable film.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (PG-13, *): There are plenty of worse movies than this sequel to the movie based on the cartoon based on the toy line, but not many that are dumber. Even by live-action cartoon standards, this 3D-enhanced cash-grab is poorly conceived and shoddily executed, with a plot involving a satellite that drops giant rods using the natural gravity of space to destroy cities around the world unless their leaders pledge allegiance to Cobra. Can the Joes stop it? Sure, but which Joes? Channing Tatum and Bruce Willis are all over the trailer, but they’re barely in the movie at all-- the focus is split between a trio of good guys led by The “Dwayne Johnson” Rock and a tangentially related plot involving the faceless, voiceless, personality-free Snake Eyes and his relationship with Cobra ninja Storm Shadow. The blundering storyline would be more forgivable if the action sequences were thrilling enough, but they lack any sense of scope or adventure. Makes Transformers look like My Dinner with Andre. In 2D only.
The Host (PG-13 , 1/2*): Andrew Niccol (Gattaca, Lord of War), who should know better, writes and directs this bumbling adaptation of Twilight author Stephenie Meyer’s asinine sci-fi novel. A group of defenseless glowing alien bugs with limited technological superiority have somehow managed to completely take over Earth, and only a handful of survivors remain. One of the survivors, Melanie (Saoirse Ronan), is captured and implanted with an alien called Wanderer, but her mind remains intact, and she forges a bond with the creature controlling her body. Together they seek to make peace between the alien overlords and the human resistance fighters, which leads to a bizarre love triangle between Melanie, her boyfriend Jared, and Kyle, a fellow resistance fighter who falls in love with the alien inside Melanie’s body. (Awkward!) The sci-fi trappings here are absurdly perfunctory and cheap-looking, and the human drama here can only aspire to the level of soap operatics. A failure on every conceivable level.
< Jurassic Park 3D (PG-13, ****1/2): Michael Crichton’s pitch-perfect sci-fi novel made perfect fodder for the director of Jaws and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Despite a few touches of the Spielbergian schmaltz that intensified in the sequel and beyond, this remains one of the most thrilling popcorn movies of the era--or any era--as Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, and Laura Dern trek through an amusement park gone haywire with rampaging dinosaurs. The combination of animatronics, puppetry, and first-wave computer-generated effects makes for special effects that still dazzle, but most of the awe and suspense comes from Spielberg’s uncanny sense of timing and visual dynamics. Now in 3D, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Oblivion (PG-13, ***1/2): This sci-fi action flick has nothing particularly original to offer, but it’s well-paced and gorgeous to look at. Writer/director Joseph Kosinski adapts his own graphic novel about the last two people left on Earth (Tom Cruise and Andrea Riseborough), who are assigned to be the maintenance crew for the last few machines left on the shattered planet after the rest of humanity has departed for the safety of a new colony on one of Saturn’s moons. But our man’s investigations in the ruins of his former civilization lead him to wonder if the alien attack that brought about the destruction isn’t a cover story for something more nefarious. The answers to his questions aren’t terribly original, but they’re deftly employed, and the action is crisp and effective. It makes for a movie that’s big and beautiful to look at but has barely a thought in its head. Featuring Morgan Freeman and Olga Kurylenko.
Olympus Has Fallen (R, zero stars): A potentially great premise for a silly action movie-- Die Hard in the White House-- is bungled at every level and reduced to a smoldering pile of absurdities and leaden quips in this patience-testing study of incompetence from director Antoine Fuqua. Ex-Secret Service agent Mike Bannerman (bad-movie king Gerard Butler) is back near his old office when the White House is attacked from without and within by North Korean terrorists. They take the President (Aaron Eckhart) hostage and force him to reveal nuclear codes that will allow them to detonate America’s entire nuclear stockpile in one fell swoop. Plot holes fall into other, bigger plot holes as Butler races around the White House dispatching terrorists with ease while all the politicians make blatantly stupid decisions. Fuqua’s inept action sequences are borderline incoherent, and he piles on the gore and exploitative September 11 imagery, along with American flags in various tattered states, making this an absolute slog.
Oz the Great and Powerful (PG, **): The real wizards of this Oz prequel are the digital-effects crewmembers who do all the conjuring. Pretty much everything in this vivid but sometimes gaudy cartoon is computer animated except for the actors. The story is something between a faithful recreation and an unimaginative rehash (pre-hash?) of the original, with the titular wizard sucked into a tornado during a black-and-white prologue and transported to a magical land where he must do battle with some wicked witches, aided by new friends, including a sassy flying monkey (voiced by Zach Braff). It’s not a terrible movie by any stretch, but its cheap aping of the original and total lack of a raison de Oz renders it little more than an expensive but craven cash grab piggybacking on someone else’s imagination. Starring James Franco as Oz, Michelle Williams as Glinda, and Mila Kunis as a soon-to-be-wicked witch. In 2D and 3D.
Pain and Gain (R, ***): Michael Bay’s version of a smaller-scale, quirky comedy is still over-edited and overblown nearly beyond recognition, but his pumped-up style is a nice match with the excessive milieu of the bodybuilding world and the bizarre true tale of a trio of meatheads (Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, and Anthony Mackie) who kidnap a loathsome entrepreneur (Tony Shalhoub) and hold him for ransom. Ultimately Bay’s penchant for hyperbole at all levels gets the better of him, but along the way he conjures up a decent action-comedy that works best as a showcase for the talents of Johnson, who gives a powerhouse performance that still never quite taps the full range of his potential. It’s a slick piece of entertainment that’s funnier than it has any right to be, although it remains near impossible to tell when Bay is winking and when he’s being serious.
The Place Beyond the Pines (R, ****1/2): Blue Valentine director Derek Cianfrance focuses on tiny incidents while simultaneously expanding the scope of this riveting crime drama, which is an early candidate for best film of 2013. Ryan Gosling costars as an ex-con eager to prove his worth as a father to his skeptical girlfriend (Eva Mendes), but when he resorts to robbery to be a provider, he puts himself on a collision course with well-intentioned rookie cop Avery Cross (Bradley Cooper), who has his own legacy to live up to. The meeting between the men sets off a chain of events that unfolds during the course of fifteen years and will change both of their lives. This is a fantastic, nuanced film that’s also decidedly pragmatic and unpretentious. A bevy of great supporting players, including Ray Liotta, Ben Mendelsohn, and Dane DeHaan, round out a terrific ensemble. Under writer/director Cianfrance’s guidance they’ve made a crime drama more suspenseful than your average plot-driven shoot-’em-up and more affecting than any number of more nakedly ambitious movies.
Also in or Coming to Local Theaters
The Big Wedding (R): Star-packed dramedy about a divorced couple (Robert De Niro and Diane Keaton) who pretend to still be married to appease their conservative future inlaws. Featuring Amanda Seyfried, Susan Sarandon, Robin Williams, Topher Grace, and Katherine Heigl.
The Croods (PG): Computer-animated family comedy about a prehistoric family that ventures out of a cave to discover the wonders and terrors of the natural world. Featuring the voices of Nicolas Cage, Emma Stone, and Ryan Reynolds. In 2D and 3D.
< Disconnect (R): Ensemble drama about the way technology and social media causes isolation in modern society, featuring Jason Bateman, Hope Davis, Alexander Skarsgård, and Paula Patton.
> The Great Gatsby (PG-13): Baz Luhrmann applies his hyper-stylized technique to F. Scott Fitzgerald’s iconic novel about the dark underside of the American dream, starring Leonardo DiCaprio in the title role and featuring Carey Mulligan and Tobey Maguire. In 2D and 3D.
Iron Man 3D (R): Writer/director Shane Black (Lethal Weapon, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang) takes over the Marvel comics franchise, which finds dapper superhero Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) forced to rebuild his empire after it’s brought down by the nefarious Mandarin (Ben Kingsley). Featuring Gwyneth Paltrow, Guy Pearce, and Don Cheadle. In 2D and 3D.
Scary Movie V (PG-13): Cinema’s septic system once more overflows with yet another installment of one of the worst series in film history, which replaces jokes with cultural allusions and appearances by fallen stars like Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan.
< Tyler Perry’s Temptation (PG-13): A marriage counselor begins cheating on her husband. Written and directed by Tyler Perry, but not starring him-- the cast includes Jurnee Smollett-Bell, Vanessa Williams, and Brandy Norwood.