Silver Screen: The Score Card, September 15, 2016 Edition
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Don’t Breathe (R, ***1/2): Fede Alvarez writes and directs this nifty, claustrophobic horror movie about a trio of inept robbers (Jane Levy, Dylan Minnette, and Daniel Zovatto) who break into the home of a blind military veteran (Stephen Lang) in search of a promised stash of cash and find much more than they bargained for. Alvarez’s attempts to make the characters sympathetic mostly fail, but once he begins putting them through an hour’s worth of funhouse horrors it’s an awful lot of awful fun. Lang’s nameless blind man isn’t supernatural yet seems supernaturally capable of everything, transforming into a boogeyman somewhere between Saw’s Jigsaw killer and Jason Voorhees. He’s terrifically terrifying. Like Alvarez’s blood-drowned Evil Dead remake, this meaner, modern-day riff on Wait Until Dark even pushes the bounds of bad taste, but then that’s what movies like this are for.
Ghostbusters (PG-13, ***): This women-starring reboot of the 1984 classic is at its best when it’s not retreading plot points and piling on references to the original, which it seemingly spends half its time doing. When director Paul Feig and writer Katie Dippold venture beyond the confines of nostalgia, they make a pretty fun movie. A credible physicist (Kristen Wiig) and her less-credible old pal Abby (SIU alumna Melissa McCarthy) recruit a kooky young scientist (Kate McKinnon) and a brassy former metro transit worker (Leslie Jones) to create a business catching and trapping ghosts, which are in sudden abundance in New York City thanks to the supernatural meddling of a weaponized internet troll (Neil Casey). This is a shinier, cartoonier take on the material that’s played as more straightforward comedy. It’s pretty funny thanks to the kickass leads and a fun supporting turn from Chris Hemsworth as a hipster himbo. If only it were more willing to be its own movie.
Hell or High Water (R, ****1/2): This soulful crime drama from director David McKenzie and Sicario writer Taylor Sheridan is the rare film that’s both meditative and incredibly suspenseful. Chris Pine and Ben Foster costar as down-and-out Texas brothers who hatch a bank-robbery scheme to save their family farm. Meanwhile, a soon-to-retire lawman (Jeff Bridges) and his beloved but put-upon partner (Gil Birmingham) slowly but relentlessly pursue the pair. The sharp script takes time to linger in the moments of male bonding, be it impromptu wrestling matches between the brothers or the Texas Rangers sharing a smirk at a waitress meaner than both of them put together. But these good-humored and well-earned slice-of-life moments are suffused with the quiet tension of the inevitable moment when the four men’s paths will cross. The whole cast is exceptional, especially thespian Buddha Bridges, for whom deep pathos and quick humor are always immediately within reach, and the underrated Ben Foster, who bends every movie into his own gravitational pull.
< Morgan (R, **1/2): This aggressively mediocre sci-fi thriller has pretensions toward the cerebral, but the urge to be a twisty, pulpy piece of nightmare. It never quite commits to either, which perhaps accounts for the tonal confusion it finds itself in whenever the plot mechanism shifts the paradigm. It begins as an ethical quandary faced by an unnamed company’s risk-management assessor (Kate Mara) sent to an isolated lab to determine whether or not a scientifically synthesized human (The Witch’s Anya Taylor-Joy) is a viable product or a danger to be terminated. It telegraphs most of its plot twists, particularly the big one, which is borrowed from a far superior movie from director Luke Scott’s famous dad, Ridley. There’s some fun to be had in the second half, thanks to a fun bit part by Paul Giamatti and a fine supporting cast that includes Jennifer Jason Leigh, Toby Jones, Boyd Holbrook, and Brian Cox. But ultimately the movie is as unmemorable as its terrible title.
Sausage Party (R, ****): In this adults-only parody of animated kids movies, a group of grocery-store items led by hotdog Frank (voiced by writer/producer Seth Rogen) learns the terrible truth about what happens to food taken past the electronic doors to the great beyond. This filthy riff on the hero-journey formula plot is a spot-on sendup of the Pixar tropes that defined decades of family filmmaking, but it’s even better when it stretches beyond the bounds of spoof into the surreal. To get to these hilarious moments, though, you’ll have to push through a thicket of dick jokes and easy ethnic gags. It’s not offensive, just tiresome in the repetition, but it’s a small price to pay for the warped Saving Private Ryan homage and an unhinged final act. The ace voice cast includes Kristen Wiig, Michael Cera, Bill Hader, Salma Hayek, Ed Norton, Danny McBride, James Franco, Jonah Hill, and more.
Suicide Squad (PG-13, *1/2): DC Comics’ latest movie is a handsome mess, a mismatched heap of stylish footage stuffed uncomfortably into a standard-issue blockbuster plot. The cool premise: Government agent Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) hires a team of captured supervillains to carry out covert missions to earn their freedom. The bummer: Only a couple of the characters are remotely interesting, specifically Margot Robbie as the psychiatrist-turned-warped-girlfriend of the Joker (Jared Leto), an archaeologist possessed by an ancient witch called Enchantress (Cara Delevingne), and... well, that’s it. Among the other characters, there’s an assassin guy (Will Smith), a literally fiery-tempered Latino (Jay Hernandez), and a duped soldier (Joel Kinnaman) duped into leading them into battle. Against what? Turns out, they are their own villain, which means if the team had never existed, nothing would change. Poor fodder for a potentially fun, dark-humored special-effects extravaganza that is instead an inert, tonally inconsistent bore that sparingly doles out doses of Joker and Batman (Ben Affleck in a bit part) to cajole the audience into swallowing a lot of dreck.
Sully (PG-13, ****): Clint Eastwood directs this solid, sometimes harrowing dramatization of the Miracle on the Hudson, when pilot Chesley Sullenberger became an overnight hero for his astonishing water landing of a failing passenger jet. Sully saved the lives of 155 people, turning him into America’s surrogate grandpa. Eastwood and screenwriter Todd Komarnicki overcome the structural challenges of fashioning a movie around a single 209-second event by showing the crash-landing twice, once from multiple perspectives and then again at the end from the cockpit view of the movie’s publicity-averse hero (played nicely by Tom Hanks, perfectly cast). In between, Eastwood moves through time to show how Sully copes with the sudden fame and scrutiny from an improbably villainous Federal Aviation Administration review board. Though it never does much with supporting characters like Sully’s wife (Laura Linney) or his trusty copilot (Aaron Eckhart), the movie nicely captures what makes Sully the ideal American hero: a humble citizen who’s great at his job, and who knows all the rules but uses a dash of maverick ingenuity to transcend the boundaries of what we perceive as possible. The film is a fine, fitting tribute.
Also in or Coming to Local Theaters
Bad Moms (R): Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, and Kathryn Hahn costar as a trio of overworked mothers whose attempt to let off a little steam goes haywire in this comedy also featuring Christina Applegate, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Wendell Pierce.
> Blair Witch (R): Ignoring the whole Book of Shadows debacle, the found-footage horror flick that launched a thousand shaky-cam imitators gets a proper sequel from director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett in which the brother of one of the original victims heads into the woods to find out what happened to his sister.
> Bridget Jones’s Baby (R): The third installment of the once wildly popular British rom-com series finds our heroine (Renée Zellweger) unexpectedly pregnant and torn between Darcy (Colin Firth) and a new bloke (Patrick Dempsey).
The Disappointments Room (R): Not the designed backstage area for the Republican presidential primary contenders, but rather a spooky movie about a single mother (Kate Beckinsale) who buys a house with an attic full of untold horrors. Directed by the capable D.J. Caruso (Disturbia, The Salton Sea) and written by actor Wentworth Miller, who also scripted the underrated Stoker.
< Equity (R): Anna Gunn (Skyler White on Breaking Bad) is a Wall Street investment banker who may be getting sucked into a financial scandal.
< Kubo and the Two Strings (PG): Young Kubo (voiced by newcomer Art Parkinson) must use a suit of armor to avenge his father in this new animated film from quiet powerhouse studio Laika (Boxtrolls, Coraline) featuring the voices of Charlize Theron, Matthew McConaughey, Ralph Fiennes, and Rooney Mara.
Light Between the Oceans (PG-13): When a baby washes ashore on a rowboat, a lighthouse keeper and his wife raise her. Directed by the acclaimed Derek Cianfrance (Blue Valentine, The Place Beyond the Pines) from M.L. Stedman’s novel, and starring Michael Fassbender, Alicia Vikander, and Rachel Weisz. (Wissmann)
< Mechanic: Resurrection (R): In this improbable sequel to Jason Statham’s mildly amusing genre-trifle remake, our hitman must come out of retirement when bad guys from his past kidnap his lady and force him to carry out a series of killings. Featuring Jessica Alba, Tommy Lee Jones, and Michelle Yeoh.
Pete’s Dragon (PG): Remake of Disney’s kinda-classic live action/animation blend about an orphan (Oakes Fegley) who retreats into the woods to live with a friendly dragon. Featuring Robert Redford and Bryce Dallas Howard.
The Secret Life of Pets (PG): In this computer-animated comedy, housepets only reveal their sophisticated emotions and intellects when their owners are away. Louis C.K. voices Max, top dog in his household until his owner brings in an annoying new pup (Eric Stonestreet). Featuring the voices of Albert Brooks, Kevin Hart, Lake Bell, Ellie Kemper, Jenny Slate, Dana Carvey, and Steve Coogan.
> Snowden (R): The increasingly paranoid, digressive Oliver Stone directs this true tale of the National Security Agency whistleblower (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) whose release of thousands of documents shook up the American government. Featuring Zachary Quinto, Nicolas Cage, Shailene Woodley, Tom Wilkinson, and Melissa Leo.
> To Joey, With Love (NR): Faith-based documentary about Joey and Rory Feek, a husband-and-wife musical duo who put their careers on hold to care for their handicapped baby daughter.
When the Bough Breaks (PG-13): Thriller about a surrogate (Jaz Sinclair) who becomes fixated on the husband (Morris Chestnut) whose baby she’s carrying. Featuring Regina Hall, Romany Malco, Michael Kenneth Williams, and presumably a dog-eared script of The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.
The Wild Life (PG): Animated retelling of the story of Robinson Crusoe as told from the perspective of a parrot.