Silver Screen: The Score Card, September 5, 2013 Edition

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Silver Screen: Confidence Man: The Hugh DeNeal Story Is Stranger than Fiction
Silver Screen: Hereafter *
Silver Screen: Machete **
Silver Screen: Saw VII 3D Zero Stars
Silver Screen: Takers *1/2
Silver Screen: 127 Hours ****
Silver Screen: 21 Jump Street ***
Silver Screen: A Good Day to Die Hard *
Silver Screen: A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas ***
Silver Screen: Admission ***1/2
Silver Screen: After Earth *
Silver Screen: American Reunion **1/2
Silver Screen: Argo **1/2
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Silver Screen: Battle: Los Angeles **
Silver Screen: Battleship *
Silver Screen: Beautiful Creatures *1/2
Silver Screen: Before Midnight ****1/2
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Big Muddy Film Festival 2013: Thirty Five Years Of Celebrating Cinema
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Silver Screen: Black Swan ****
Silver Screen: Blue Jasmine ****1/2
Silver Screen: Blue Valentine ****
Silver Screen: Brave ***
Silver Screen: Breaking Dawn Part I *1/2
Silver Screen: Bridesmaids ****
Silver Screen: Broken City ***
Silver Screen: Bully **
Silver Screen: Captain America **
Silver Screen: Cars II *1/2
Silver Screen: Case Thirty-nine *
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Silver Screen: Chernobyl Diaries *
Silver Screen: Chronicle ****
Silver Screen: Cloud Atlas ***
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Silver Screen: Crazy, Stupid, Love **
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Silver Screen: Dinner for Schmucks *1/2
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Silver Screen: Don't Be Afraid of the Dark **
Silver Screen: Dream House *1/2
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Silver Screen: Elysium **
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Silver Screen: Fast and Furious VI **
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Silver Screen: Forty-two ***1/2
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Silver Screen: Gone **1/2
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Silver Screen: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I ***
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Silver Screen: Horrible Bosses **1/2
Silver Screen: House at the End of the Street *
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Silver Screen: I Am Number Four *
Silver Screen: Identity Thief ***
Silver Screen: In Time **1/2
Silver Screen: Inception ****1/2
Silver Screen: Insidious ***1/2
Silver Screen: Iron Man III **1/2
Silver Screen: J. Edgar **
Silver Screen: Jack and Jill 1/2*
Silver Screen: Jack Reacher ***
Silver Screen: Jackass 3D **1/2
Silver Screen: Jeff, Who Lives at Home ***1/2
Silver Screen: Jobs **
Silver Screen: Jonah Hex *
Silver Screen: Josh Hyde’s Postcards and Love Letters
Silver Screen: Just Go with It *
Silver Screen: Kick-Ass II zero stars
Silver Screen: Killer Elite **
Silver Screen: Killer Elite **
Silver Screen: Killing Them Softly **1/2
Silver Screen: Knight and Day *1/2
Silver Screen: Kung Fu Panda II ***
Silver Screen: Larry Crowne *1/2
Silver Screen: Lawless ****
Silver Screen: Let Me In ***
Silver Screen: Life as We Know It *1/2
Silver Screen: Life of Pi **1/2
Silver Screen: Limitless ***
Silver Screen: Lincoln ****
Silver Screen: Lockout **
Silver Screen: Looper ****
Silver Screen: Mama **1/2
Silver Screen: Man of Steel *
Silver Screen: Megamind ***1/2
Silver Screen: Men in Black III *1/2
Silver Screen: Midnight in Paris ****
Silver Screen: Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol ****
Silver Screen: Moneyball ***1/2
Silver Screen: Monsters University ***
Silver Screen: Moonrise Kingdom ****1/2
Silver Screen: Movie Forty-three zero stars
Silver Screen: My Soul to Take 3D 1/2*
Silver Screen: New Year’s Eve *
Silver Screen: No Strings Attached ***
Silver Screen: Now You See Me 1/2*
Silver Screen: Oblivion ***1/2
Silver Screen: Olympus Has Fallen zero stars
Silver Screen: One Day **
Silver Screen: Our Idiot Brother ***
Silver Screen: Oz the Great and Powerful **
Silver Screen: Pacific Rim ****
Silver Screen: Pain and Gain ***
Silver Screen: Paranormal Activity II ***1/2
Silver Screen: Paranormal Activity III ***1/2
Silver Screen: Paranormal Activity IV *
Silver Screen: ParaNorman ***1/2
Silver Screen: Parker ***1/2
Silver Screen: Paul ***1/2
Silver Screen: Piranha 3D ***1/2
Silver Screen: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides *1/2
Silver Screen: Playing for Keeps 1/2*
Silver Screen: Predators ***
Silver Screen: Premium Rush ***
Silver Screen: Priest 1/2*
Silver Screen: Project X 1/2*
Silver Screen: Prometheus ***1/2
Silver Screen: Real Steel *
Silver Screen: Red ***
Silver Screen: Red Dawn *
Silver Screen: Red Tails **
Silver Screen: Resident Evil: Retribution *
Silver Screen: Rise of the Planet of the Apes ****
Silver Screen: Safe ***
Silver Screen: Safe Haven *1/2
Silver Screen: Safe House ***
Silver Screen: Salt ***
Silver Screen: Savages ***1/2
Silver Screen: Scott Pilgrim versus the World ***1/2
Silver Screen: Scream IV *
Silver Screen: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World **1/2
Silver Screen: Seven Psychopaths ***1/2
Silver Screen: Sex and the City II 1/2*
Silver Screen: Shaft and Coffy: Novotny Lawrence Discusses the Blaxploitation Movement
Silver Screen: Shark Night 3D 1/2* -- Apollo 18 **
Silver Screen: Side Effects ****1/2
Silver Screen: Silent House **1/2
Silver Screen: Silver Linings Playbook ***1/2
Silver Screen: Sinister ***1/2
Silver Screen: Skyfall ****
Silver Screen: Skyline *
Silver Screen: Snitch ***
Silver Screen: Snow White and the Huntsman **1/2
Silver Screen: Soldiers Speak Out: Carbondale Oscar Winner Barb Trent’s Latest Film
Silver Screen: Something Borrowed *
Silver Screen: Source Code ****1/2
Silver Screen: Splice ****
Silver Screen: Star Trek into Darkness ****
Silver Screen: Straw Dogs *1/2
Silver Screen: Straw Dogs *1/2
Silver Screen: Super Eight ****
Silver Screen: Taken II **
Silver Screen: Ted ***1/2
Silver Screen: That's My Boy *
Silver Screen: The A-Team **1/2
Silver Screen: The Academy Honors... The Boys and Girls Club of Carbondale
Silver Screen: The Adjustment Bureau *1/2
Silver Screen: The Amazing Spider-Man **1/2
Silver Screen: The American ****
Silver Screen: The Artist ****
Silver Screen: The Audubon Trilogy: Fugitive Narratives and the Drama of the Natural World
Silver Screen: The Avengers ****
Silver Screen: The Big Muddy Film Festival
Silver Screen: The Big Wedding *
Silver Screen: The Big Year *1/2
Silver Screen: The Bourne Legacy ***
Silver Screen: The Boys and Girls Club Night at the Oscars
Silver Screen: The Call **1/2
Silver Screen: The Campaign ***
Silver Screen: The Company You Keep *1/2
Silver Screen: The Conjuring ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Dark Knight Rises ***
Silver Screen: The Debt ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Descendants ****1/2
Silver Screen: The Dictator ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Dilemma *1/2
Silver Screen: The Expendables **1/2
Silver Screen: The Expendables II *1/2
Silver Screen: The Fighter ****
Silver Screen: The Five-Year Engagement ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo *
Silver Screen: The Great Gatsby ****
Silver Screen: The Green Hornet **1/2
Silver Screen: The Guilt Trip ***
Silver Screen: The Hangover Part II **1/2
Silver Screen: The Hangover Part III *1/2
Silver Screen: The Heat **1/2
Silver Screen: The Host 1/2*
Silver Screen: The Hunger Games ***
Silver Screen: The Ides of March ****
Silver Screen: The Internship **1/2
Silver Screen: The Karate Kid ***
Silver Screen: The Karate Kid ***
Silver Screen: The King's Speech ****
Silver Screen: The Last Airbender *
Silver Screen: The Last Exorcism ***
Silver Screen: The Last Stand ***
Silver Screen: The Lincoln Lawyer ***
Silver Screen: The Lone Ranger ***
Silver Screen: The Lucky One *1/2
Silver Screen: The Man with the Iron Fists **1/2
Silver Screen: The Master ****1/2
Silver Screen: The Mechanic **1/2
Silver Screen: The Next Three Days ***
Silver Screen: The Other Guys ***
Silver Screen: The Perks of Being a Wallflower ****
Silver Screen: The Place Beyond the Pines ****1/2
Silver Screen: The Possession *
Silver Screen: The Purge *
Silver Screen: The Raven *
Silver Screen: The Rite *
Silver Screen: The Roommate *1/2
Silver Screen: The Rum Diary ***
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Silver Screen: The Sitter ***1/2
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Silver Screen: The Thing **1/2
Silver Screen: The Three Stooges ***
Silver Screen: The Tourist **
Silver Screen: The Town ***1/2
Silver Screen: The Tree of Life *****
Silver Screen: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse *1/2
Silver Screen: The Vow **
Silver Screen: The Watch **
Silver Screen: The Way Way Back ****
Silver Screen: The Wolverine *1/2
Silver Screen: The Woman in Black **
Silver Screen: The Words 1/2*
Silver Screen: The World’s End ****
Silver Screen: Thirty Minutes or Less ***1/2
Silver Screen: This Is Forty ****
Silver Screen: This Is The End ***1/2
Silver Screen: Thor ***
Silver Screen: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy ***1/2
Silver Screen: To Rome with Love ***1/2
Silver Screen: Total Recall **1/2
Silver Screen: Tower Heist ***
Silver Screen: Toy Story III ****
Silver Screen: Transformers: Dark of the Moon *1/2
Silver Screen: True Grit ****1/2
Silver Screen: Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II *
Silver Screen: Two Guns ***
Silver Screen: Unknown ***
Silver Screen: Unstoppable **
Silver Screen: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps ****
Silver Screen: Wanderlust ***1/2
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Silver Screen: Water for Elephants ***
Silver Screen: We Bought a Zoo ****
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< leaving Carbondale this Friday.

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Blue Jasmine (****1/2): The latter half of Woody Allen’s remarkable career has been most notable for the merging of his two earlier forms: goofball Woody dressed as a giant sperm and sadface Woody doing bleak riffs on his favorite European arthouse directors. His latest film is a realist melodrama with comedic undertones that hits the sweet spot between drama and comedy as well as any of his work since the excellent Match Point and Vicky Christina Barcelona. Cate Blanchett stars as a disgraced socialite who lost her Tiffany crystal marbles when her wealthy husband (Alec Baldwin) turned out to be a Bernie Madoff-style fraud. Near penniless, she moves to a middle-class neighborhood in San Francisco to stay with her estranged sister Ginger (Sally Hawkins), causing an interpersonal class conflict that does not go unnoticed by Ginger’s blue-collar chorus of boyfriends (Andrew Dice Clay, Bobby Cannavale, and Louis C.K.). The interplay between the mega-rich and the struggling middle class is timely, but played subtly and always in deference to the well-constructed characters. This is some of Allen’s best work, thought-provoking and nuanced yet consistently entertaining. It’s the work of a master craftsman who never stops refining his technique.

The Conjuring (PG-13, ***1/2): Director James Wan (Saw, Insidious) has never developed a distinctive style of his own, but he’s excellent at taking moves from other people’s playbooks. Here we get a little Shirley Jackson, a little Blair Witch, a little Stanley Kubrick, and a lot of Paranormal Activity. Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson costar as husband-and-wife paranormal investigators who attempt to cast a demon out of a haunted house before it possesses one of the owners (Lily Taylor and Ron Livingston). The plot is boilerplate, but the execution is well above average. The first hour is almost unbearably suspenseful, as Wan uses a combination of atmosphere, shadow, and creaking doors with occasional flashes of gory effects to generate some big scares, especially during a harrowing game that involves the family members blindfolding themselves for a game of hide-and-seek. The end devolves into a lot of Exorcist-style hokum that reaffirms the power and glory of the Catholic Church. The clichés will keep it from being even a minor classic, but it’s good for a few summertime screams.

Despicable Me II (PG, ***1/2): The followup to the ho-hum computer-animated comedy about a bad guy (Steve Carell) who goes good after he adopts a trio of little orphan girls is sharper and superior to the original in almost every way. With the characters firmly established, the returning crew of creators and directors delves into them more deeply, and with much success. Carell’s Gru must navigate his youngest daughter’s first crush on a boy while dealing with his own romantic issues with new partner Lucy (Kristen Wiig), who has enlisted him to help catch a secret supervillain who’s gone undercover to hatch a world-domination scheme. It’s fun stuff, with a lot of the best gags provided by the Minions, Gru’s goofy, yellow, pill-shaped followers who’ll get their own spinoff movie next year. Before long the Minions might be as annoying and ubiquitous as former pop-culture aggravations like the Noid or the California Raisins, but at least for now they’re pretty damned funny. In 2D only.

Elysium (R, **): Neill Blomkamp's debut, District Nine, was a clever if unsubtle sci-fi allegory about apartheid made on the relative cheap. His followup is more expensive but significantly less clever, and somehow even less subtle. Matt Damon stars as a prole living on overpopulated Earth. When he's hit with a fatal dose of radiation at work, he gets some fancy futuristic guns and decides to head into space to infiltrate the space station Elysium, where the world's mega-rich lead lives of peace and leisure. Blomkamp seems to have spent months inventing Damon's newfangled arsenal and about ten minutes constructing the story, which is borderline nonsensical, stumbling both as metaphor and as a plain old action-movie ride. District Nine’s Sharlto Copley has a fun turn as a black-humored mercenary, while Jodie Foster is exceptionally irritating as a villain with an inexplicable scheme and an even more inexplicable accent.

Jobs (PG-13, **): The fascinating life of visionary tech guru Steve Jobs gets shoehorned into the familiar biopic format in this intermittently successful but consistently underwhelming portrait of one of the most significant figures in modern history. Swing Vote director Joshua Michael Stern, working from a script by newbie Matt Whiteley, focuses most of his attention on the span of time between the founding of Apple, its founder's ouster from the company, and his triumphant return. Ashton Kutcher is imperfect but better than you might expect in the lead role, although he's outmatched by superior character actors in bit parts (J.K. Simmons, James Woods, Matthew Modine) and even by Josh Gad as Steve Wozniak, the prototypical computer nerd who dreamed up the skeleton of the modern personal computer. You may leave Jobs awed at the force of raw creativity and innovation, but you’ll wish that same spirit was actively applied to the film itself.

Monsters University (PG, ***): This able sequel to 2001's Monsters, Inc. is suitable but uninspired, answering the question nobody asked after leaving the theater post-Monsters, Inc.: “I liked Sully and Mike, but I still have a lot of lingering questions about their secondary education.” Turns out Mike (Billy Crystal) was a hardworking student with little chance of success, while Sully (John Goodman) was a legacy student coasting on his monstrous looks and his dad's name. When they both wash out of the program, they are forced to team up with a fraternity full of castoff losers to win a competition against the preppy jock monsters. It's familiar stuff, and surprisingly uninspired beyond the colorful, creative monster designs. While it gets the job done, it's not terribly exciting, and seems to have been born of commercial consideration rather than inspiration. In 2D only.

Star Trek into Darkness (PG-13, ****): J.J. Abrams’s sequel to his pretty nifty Star Trek reboot is sleeker and shinier than the last installment, but not smarter. Almost all traces of the franchise’s fondness for moral dilemma and cosmically rendered social-justice issues have been swept aside in favor of breakneck action sequences that are undeniably pretty thrilling. Kirk (Chris Pine), Spock (Zachary Quinto), and the rest of the crew (Zoe Saldana, Karl Urban, Simon Pegg, John Cho, and Anton Yelchin) venture toward hostile Klingon territory to seek vengeance on an assassin (Benedict Cumberbatch) who attacked Starfleet, only to discover their target is one of their oldest and deadliest foes, and that they may have been manipulated by forces back home. There’s some too-clever inversion of the original series’ second movie, but a dynamite cast and some awe-inspiring images of space, along with a great turn by Cumberbatch, keep it exciting even if it is all pretty frivolous. In 2D only.

This Is the End (R, ***1/2): Seth Rogen’s directorial debut, with partner Evan Goldberg, is both a standard Seth Rogen movie and a parody of Seth Rogen movies. Rogen and his frequent onscreen pals (Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Craig Robinson, Danny McBride, Michael Cera) all play cartoonish versions of themselves as they hole up at James Franco’s house trying to ride out the Biblical apocalypse. The big armageddon jokes are impressive in scale, but most of the comedy still comes from the bickering and bantering among a gang we’ve become so familiar with at this point it feels like we’re a part of it. That’s what makes the movie work so well, but also why this hopefully really is the end for this cycle of filmmaking. This is either going to be the capstone to a fun cycle of comedies with a rotating troupe or the jump-the-shark moment we’ll recognize only in hindsight, when we really are lining up to buy tickets to Pineapple Express II.

The Way, Way Back (PG-13, ****): Descendants screenwriters Nat Faxon and Jim Rash cowrite and direct their first feature, a familiar but endearing coming-of-age tale about a lonely teenager (Liam James) forced to spend his summer vacation with his mother (Toni Collette) and her douchebag boyfriend (Steve Carell). The kid comes out of his shell thanks to the help of his new mentor Owen (Sam Rockwell), the motormouthed caretaker of a semi-dilapidated water park. Even in its moments of relative mediocrity, this smartly written, well-acted dramedy lays flat the Goliaths of summer. Terrific performances from a rarely funnier Rockwell and a wonderfully loathsome Carell help buoy a simple story that earns both its laughs and its sentimentality.

World War Z (PG-13, **): A perfect example of a dumb summer blockbuster trying to fake its way through on budget alone. Brad Pitt does his best to hold together this disorganized, meandering thriller about the outbreak of the zombie apocalypse, but with multiple directors-- Marc Forster is ultimately credited-- and a cadre of screenwriters, the story goes in four directions at once without ever really getting anywhere. Pitt traipses from episode to episode with no real connectivity between them, en route to a climactic solution that doesn't make sense even by the film's own shoddy, internal logic. The only thing to marvel at is the occasional broad shot of whole city blocks teeming with zombie chaos, but the big disaster sequences turn dull whenever the camera dips down to street level and we see that this horrifying horde is really just a cluster of generic, digitally rendered videogame villains. In 2D and 3D.

The World's End (R , ****): Director Edgar Wright and cowriter/star Simon Pegg reteam for the third time in this slow-burning comedy that finds Pegg washed-up and drunk, convincing his old friends to rekindle their relationships and retrace the path of the pub crawl that defined their epic final night of high school. The group, including Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, and Paddy Considine-- all fantastically funny-- are already at odds when their uncomfortable reunion is interrupted by extraterrestrial robots plotting world domination. Absurdly, they continue the pub crawl while trying to sort out their personal problems and also escape with their lives. Wright lets the movie build slowly, and it’s nearly an hour in before the From Dusk Till Dawn-style twist. That works brilliantly, because ultimately the wilder aspects of the story are secondary to what we learn about the characters as a consequence. It’s consistently funny and increasingly bizarre, but also surprisingly touching. One of the year’s most enjoyable films.

You're Next (R , **1/2): A bunch of directors (writer Simon Barrett, actors Joe Swanberg, Ti West, Amy Seimetz, and actual director Adam Wingard) get together to make a movie inspired largely by another movie (Scream) that was inspired by several other movies, most of them not very good. That’s both a lot of inspiration, and not very much of it. This generic horror flick, about a family vacation interrupted by bloodthirsty masked intruders, is full of clever industry in-jokes and lacking any kind of substance. It might be less annoying if it didn’t consistently seem to find itself so clever, when in fact the only thing to recommend about it is the handful of nice gore shots and a few cheap-but-effective startles.

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The Butler (PG-13): Lee Daniels (Precious) directs this biopic about a White House butler (Forest Whitaker) who witnesses the Civil Rights movement from a unique perspective. Featuring Oprah and Terrence Howard, as well as Robin Williams as Dwight Eisenhower, Alan Rickman as Ronald Reagan, and John Cusack as Richard Nixon.

Closed Circuit (R): Rebecca Hall and Eric Bana costar as lawyers put in danger when they learn the terrorist attack their client is accused of committing may have been caught on film, revealing a deadly truth. Also featuring Jim Broadbent and Ciarán Hinds.

Getaway (PG-13): Ethan Hawke stars as a man who must blindly follow the orders of a mystery man who has kidnapped his wife in order to force our hero to do his bidding. Featuring, oddly enough, Selena Gomez and Jon Voight.

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (PG-13): In yet another horror-themed story based on a book for teens, a seemingly normal girl (Lily Collins) discovers she's the heir to a clan of warriors who stop monsters and demons from crossing over and taking control of our world. Costarring Lena Headey.

One Direction: This Is Us (PG): Behind-the-scenes documentary and concert footage of the current boy-band du jour. Notably, this one is directed by Morgan Spurlock, most famous for his McDonald’s exposé, Super Size Me. In 3D only.

< Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters (PG): Sequel to this American Harry Potter riff finds the titular hero (Logan Lerman) battling gods and sea monsters in his quest to find a magical totem that will save the world, like they always do. In 2D only.

Planes (PG): Cropduster Dusty (Dane Cook) attempts to overcome his fear of heights to win a famous race. Also featuring the voices of John Cleese, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Teri Hatcher, Stacy Keach, and Brad Garrett. In 2D only.

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Riddick (R): Vin Diesel returns to the role of the calculating killer he played in the excellent sci-fi horror movie Pitch Black and its awful sequel, The Chronicles of Riddick. Here our antihero must contend with threats new and old when he's stranded on a blazing-hot planet.

We’re the Millers (R): A low-level drug dealer (Jason Sudeikis) hires a stripper (Jennifer Aniston), a thief (Emma Roberts), and his goofball neighbor (Will Poulter) to pose as his family on a run to pick up a shipment of pot from Mexico. Also featuring Ed Helms.